IF I WERE GOD...

If I were GOD I would float above the earth, and make my presence known. The good people would be rewarded with love and kindness and good luck.. The bad people would get into car accidents or be washed out to sea in a tsunami or hit by a train. Murderers and Rapists would be SHOT.  Child Molesters would be castrated. Priest molesters and school teacher molesters- all of them; castrated. Fur trappers would be forced to stick their hand into a steel-jaw trap. Factory farmers would be hung upside-down, on a conveyor belt, and anally-electrocuted. (This is how chickens are killed, just an F.Y.I.) Selfish, manipulative, harmful people would be bitch-slapped. Bullies would get beat up and wet their pants. Child Abusers would be beaten. ALL Terrorists would fall over a cliff, into boiling LAVA.  Mean people would have embarrassing things happen to them, like tripping on the sidewalk and falling on their face.