MEN SUCK

Men SUCK. They do. I hate when someone tells me, "Not all men suck, Amy."

I want to say, "Yes they do" but the rational side of me says I'm wrong. (That's not uncommon.) There has to be a few good men out there. (Tom Cruise isn’t one of them, just a side-note.)

Where are the good men? I can't find them. The only ones I find are self-centered, insensitive, MANWHORES who lure me in with their charm and flattery and then WHAM! bash me in the head with a sledgehammer and leave me bleeding to death.

What is that?

It's called a MAN.

Men live by their dicks. It doesn't matter what age or gender or personality type, men don't follow their hearts; they follow their dicks. If a man denies this, he's lying. (Men lie about a lot of things.) I sound like a man-hater, don't I?

I don't blame men, for being men. They can't help it. They didn't have a choice. Neither did we. If we did, I'd be a man: Eat. Sleep. Fuck. Football. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.

Women got totally screwed. We have to deal with all sorts of annoying shit. The whole PERIOD thing is so disgusting I can't fathom how we got stuck with it. Men have nothing like that. They don't bleed or give birth or get yeast infections or have to shave or wax their GENITALS for chrissakes. (Most of them should, however, but don't. YUCK.) Women got screwed with the whole childbirth thing, too. I'd like to see a man squeeze a baby out of his ASS so he can get an idea of what it's like. Scratch that. I wouldn’t want to see it.