PIMPLE POWER

It's a fact: pimples have power.  Right now I want to talk about THE POWER OF A PIMPLE. 

Pimples are ugly and sometimes painful. They can surface anytime, anywhere, without warning. Usually pimples appear the day before a prom or a wedding or a graduation ceremony. Pimples LOVE to show up right before you go on a date.

Most pimples are filled with PUSS. How nasty is THAT?! PUSS on your FACE?! The family portrait will come out great with PUSS oozing from your chin... 

The worst kind of pimples are the ones you can't see, but you know they're coming and there's nothing you can do to stop them. You promise yourself you won't touch it, but you obsess over it and finally you give in to THE POWER OF THE PIMPLE. You try to squeeze it or pop it (even though you know it's not ready) and OF COURSE, you end up irritating it and now you've PISSED OFF THE PIMPLE. It blows up on your face like a nuclear bomb. 

This, of course, makes you bitchy and depressed and you're convinced everyone on the planet will be looking at the OPEN WOUND on your face. You think of excuses to stay home from school or work, but you know the zit will take a week to go away so you suck it up and walk out the front door feeling like a GIANT BALL OF PUSS. Someone might as well put a sign on your forehead that says "TALK TO THE PIMPLE".  

They should make a reality show about the POWER OF PIMPLES. I wouldn't have to audition for it. I could send in a photo and they'd cast me as the lead PIMPLET.