I SAW IT

I saw it. I couldn't believe my eyes. From my point of view, it was tiny; if you blinked, you would miss it. But there it was, a Maple Leaf tree; it's leaves a vibrant color of red. The little SHIT stood out like a sore thumb. All of the other trees were still green. Who did he think he was? Turning red like that, so early in the season. I stood there for a moment, HATING HIS GUTS. Wasn't the first day of summer last week?

I stared at him for a few more minutes. I pondered. One thing was clear- this tree had BALLS.