BURIED ALIVE OR SUBMARINE SUB-MERSION

BURIED ALIVE OR 
SUBMARINE SUBMERSION

If I had to choose my death between being buried alive inside of a coffin, or locked in a submarine and dropped to the bottom of the ocean, I think I would take the submarine. There's a slight chance a dolphin might see you in the window of the submarine. Dolphins are known to be intuitive and highly intelligent. The dolphin could use it's beak to break through the window. Then you could wiggle through the hole and grab on to the dolphin's fin as he brings you to the surface. He would keep you afloat while the rest of his "pod" protected you from great white sharks until a boat or ship came by to save you. If that didn't happen, you'd be stuck in the submarine, sinking lower and lower until the pressure started to squeeze your head like a VICE and your eyes would bulge out and suddenly your head would explode and pieces of your face and skull and brain would shoot out all around you... then the deep-sea creatures would come and feed themselves until all the floating pieces of you were gone.

On the other hand, being buried alive would suck, too. Especially in a coffin. It could take days before you die. In the meantime, you'd be scratching at the top of the coffin, hoping to dig a hole with your nails, only to cause dirt and rubble to seep in and fall into your mouth... On a positive note, there could be worms and insects mixed in with the dirt, so at least you'd have some munchies prior to your death. Unless you hate bugs.

I hate bugs. Give me the Submarine Submersion.