RUDE PEOPLE

I'm standing in line at a Dunkin' Donuts. It's 9am. The place is PACKED. There's a woman in front of me, talking on her cell phone. When it's her turn to order, she makes the cashier wait until she finishes her sentence. Then she tells her friend to "hold on" while she orders... but she doesn't know what she wants. So, she asks her friend (on the phone) if she should get a donut or a muffin. I hear the friend say, "get a donut" and then she adds, "a chocolate frosted."  The cashier tells the woman it's $1.75.  The woman doesn't hear the amount because she is STILL TALKING ON HER PHONE. "How much do I owe you?" She asks the cashier. "$1.75," says the cashier again. "For a donut?" The woman asks.  She complains to her friend about the high cost of a donut as she takes money out of her purse. She gives the money to the cashier, with a scowl. (As if the cashier makes up the donut prices?)  The woman never says please or thank you. She doesn't even make eye contact with the employee.  She takes her donut and walks out.  

I decide I don't want a coffee. Instead, I follow her into the parking lot. Before she gets into her car, I grab her cell phone and pitch it into the traffic. Then I take her chocolate frosted donut and I SHOVE IT UP HER ASS.

I hate RUDE PEOPLE.

Of course, that last part was a daydream.