FREEWAY DEATH

 OR HOLE IN THE GROUND?

If I had to choose my death between getting pushed out of a truck onto the freeway, or dropped into a hole in the ground 100 feet deep, I think I would choose the freeway death. The hole in the ground could get complicated if there was water at the bottom of it. What if you survived the fall? Then you'd be in complete darkness, treading water, not knowing how deep the water is, or if other creatures are lurking beneath the surface waiting to bite your legs off.  Even worse, the water could be from a sewer.  Then you'd be treading in chunks of shit and piss, trying not to breathe through your nostrils, yelling for help. But you're too deep for anyone to hear you. Soon, your arms and legs would get tired, the stench would make you gag, maybe even dry-heave, which would tire you out faster... You'd start choking on the shit until finally, you are swallowed up by the vast pool of feces.

I would DEFINITELY take the freeway death.