"Amy's Man-Wish List"

1. Must have a big heart.
2. Must make me laugh.
3. Must not hunt or fish.
4. Must never go to the Circus. (The ones with animals)
5. Must never go to the Zoo. (Wildlife Reservations are exceptions)
6. Must not be cheap.
7. Must not take longer to get ready than I do.
8. Must be okay with my consumption of CHOCOLATE.
9. Must buy me chocolates on holidays.
10. Must be okay with my dog and cat sharing a bed with us.
11. Must not be a MEATHEAD. (The guys who lift weights at the Gym while staring at themselves in the mirror for HOURS at a time.)
12. MUST KNOW HOW TO KISS. (Among other things.)
13. Must be LOYAL and HONORABLE.
14. Must love my feet.
15. Must not talk about himself incessantly.
16. Must worship my body.
17. Must dress up with me on Halloween.
18. Must have bigger biceps than mine. 
19. Must wash my hair periodically.
20. And rub my tummy when it hurts.
21. Must love CALIFORNIA.
22. Must love my rice pilaf.
23. Must not have halitosis.
24. Must love THE OUTSIDERS, ROCKY, and TEAM AMERICA.
25. RED DAWN, too.
26. Must have a sense of direction, since I don't.
27. Must be able to change a flat tire, and DEFINITELY a light bulb.
28. Must be able to swim.
29. Must NEVER eat veal.
30. Must love me, for ME.

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