NIAGRA FALLS OR THE GRAND CANYON
If I had to choose my death between falling off a tight rope while walking across the Grand Canyon, or getting tossed over Niagra Falls in a wooden barrel, I would take the Canyon. At least the scenery would be beautiful while I'm falling. Of course, with my luck, I'd probably hit a crevice or a rock that might be in the way... I'd bounce off of it like a ragdoll, breaking my arms and legs. That would suck, because it would ruin the elation of seeing the GRANDNESS of the canyon.
Maybe I'd take the barrel over Niagra Falls. But when the barrel hits the bottom, the rocks would shatter it into a million pieces and I might survive... surely I'd break bones, making it impossible to stay afloat or swim with the current.. I'd be flailing all over the place, sucking in water trying to breathe, then hitting the rapids and breaking more bones as my lungs filled up and I 'd end up drowning, my dead body being tossed in the air like a fish being toyed with a bear catching his dinner...
I think the Grand Canyon is a better choice.
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