YOU MIGHT JUST BE BLOATED

I hate that damn radio commercial about being bloated. It's so ridiculous it makes me want to choke the guy who does the voice-over. 

According to him, if you try "PRO-BIOTICS" you'll feel better in no time. He swears the product will remove pounds of undigested food and TOXIC SLUDGE that's been piling up in your system for the last decade. "You're not really fat, you're just bloated!" He says.

You must call NOW because the free trial will only last for a few more days- even though the commercial's been running since 1980. And, there's a strict limit of ONE per household. (They must be selling out fast!)

He says if your weight loss is too dramatic you should simply "reduce use to one pill every other day." Yeah right. We'll do that. (Wink.) This pill sounds miraculous! Imagine- all of that toxic sludge shooting out of your ass.  This is amazing! I'm going to call right now. I don't want to miss out on my chance to look great!