COMPUTER VIRUSES

Who are the little shitheads who sit around all day with nothing better to do than think up new viruses to infect people's computers with? Where are they? I'd like to find them, and infect them with a virus that slowly envelops them with wires and all sorts of computer chips and stuff like that. The wires would start to grow on their feet... then wrap themselves around their legs... like vines... computer chips would start to appear like moles, all over their bodies... numbers and digits and codes would start shooting out of their ears, like fireballs... the wires would reach their heads, circling and circling around until all you could see were eyeballs, bulging out wide, in fear and horror...
I'd be sitting in a chair across from them, holding my virus-infected computer, laughing and taunting them.
"Who's got the virus now, my friend?" 
I'd laugh even harder. But right now, I'm not laughing. My computer has a virus and I'm PISSED OFF. 



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