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POT-HOLES

I hate pot-holes. After a harsh New England winter, driving SUCKS ASS because of all the pot-holes. Sometimes I'll hit 3 or 4 in a row and I get pissed off because it sucks bouncing all over the place in my car. I always hit a pot-hole when I try to take a sip of my coffee.  Or a bite out of a bagel. The cream cheese gets all over my nose and the coffee stains my pants. I hate that. My cell phone falls on the floor just far enough that I can't reach it. My pocket book tips over the seat and all of my shit flies everywhere. My CD's skip. (Yes, I still have CD's.) My tires get destroyed and my bumper gets dented and today I hit a DAMN pot-hole and bit my tongue.
I HATE THAT.

I HATE POT-HOLES.




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