PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE

Some days I meet good people. Other days I seem to attract ASSHOLES and SCUMBAGS.

When someone cuts me in line, on purpose, I WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE.

When someone parks in a handicapped spot, and they're not handicapped, I WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE.

When I talk to an AT-n-T customer representative, I want to track them down and PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE.

People who are sweet and kind when they "want" something, but treat you like shit the first time you say, "no" - I WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE.

A certain male individual, with a girl's name, I WANT TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE. 

Then I WANT TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE, AGAIN.

And AGAIN.

People who steal things and do evil things without shame or regret or remorse, I WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE and KICK THEM IN THE GROIN and SHOVE LARGE OBJECTS UP THEIR ASS.

DON'T MAKE ME WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
JUST BE A GOOD PERSON.