BAD BAGGERS

Why do I always get a bad bagger? Every time I go to the supermarket, I get the bagger who must have been in the bathroom during the training session. How much common sense does it take to put the bread ON TOP of the heavier items? Why do they put my strawberries underneath a gallon of milk? Or my laundry detergent on top of my tomatoes? 

Sometimes when I'm in line and there's no bagger I get excited because I prefer to bag my own items. I used to be the Best Bagger at Stop n Shop when I was in high school. I was the fastest, too. I won a free deli-sandwich with potato chips for being the Best and Fastest Bagger in the store. 

I want to tell the shitty baggers to STOP PUTTING CAT LITTER ON TOP OF MY BANANAS or I'm going to shove those bananas up their ASS.