I HATE MURPHY

If I ever run into this "Murphy" guy, (the one who created his own LAW) I think I would punch him in the face.  MURPHY'S LAW IS STUPID. It's unfair and unjust. It's disappointing. It's a KICK IN THE ASS. Sometimes, it can be devastating. What kind of a person was Murphy? Was he a KING? A DICTATOR? Or just an ASSHOLE who was given permission to create his own law? Is he still alive? If so, does he enjoy teasing people, then slipping the rug out from beneath them?  I hate Murphy and his stupid LAW.