SHARK FRENZY OR BOILING LAVA?

  
If I had to choose between getting boiled alive by oozing lava or ripped to pieces in a shark-feeding frenzy, I think I'd go with the sharks. The boiling lava would be a slow death. The thought of being burned from my feet up to my head, slowly, is worse than the thought of being dismembered by sharks. Wait, scratch that. I'm not so sure... what if the sharks bit off my arms and legs but I was still alive? Then I'd be a floating torso, bobbing in the waves, as the sharks laugh and play ping-pong with my limbless body.