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THE SCENT OF A MAN...

I don't get it. Women LOVE when a man smells good. How come so few men wear cologne? It only takes a second to spray it on.
I was heading to my car. A handsome man wearing a suit and tie walked by me. OH MY GOD he smelled DELICIOUS! I couldn't help myself. I turned around and ran up to him. "You smell amazing," I said. "Can I ask for a hug?" He hesitated, looked at me for a moment, then said, "Sure, why not?" 
I reached up to get my hug. (He was TALL.) Suddenly, I was being lifted into the air and he gave me the biggest, BEST hug I'd ever had! Then he said, "How about a kiss?" 
I looked at his lips. They were perfect. "Sure, why not?!" Then he proceeded to give me a soft, sensual, slow kiss...
WHAM! My daydream ended as my body slammed into a parked car.





 

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