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KILLER BEES OR QUICKSAND

If I had to choose my death between getting stung by killer bees or falling into quicksand, I think I would choose the killer bees.  Getting stung by a thousand of them would be really painful, especially if it took a long time to die. But, if you had a pool, and a giant Slurpee, you could jump into the pool and use the Slurpee straw to breathe until the bees went away... unless, of course, the bees could fit in the straw. Then you'd be inhaling them. The bees would sting your tongue, your tonsils, the roof of your mouth, the back of your throat... Then you'd choke on them.  


The quicksand death might be the better choice. Although that doesn't sound like much fun either. 



 



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