I LOVE IT WHEN...

I love it when people leave their supermarket carriages in a handicapped parking space. Especially when they watch me grab the carriage and shove it into the side of their brand new Lexus or BMW. I laugh out loud from the look on their face. This causes them to become angry. I tell them it's probably similar to the anger a handicapped person feels when they have to park a MILE AWAY from the store.

Just an F.Y.I. 
No, I don't really shove the carriage into the side of their car. I shove it up their ASS. 
Or, at least, I think about it.