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GOVERNMENT GREED

I hate our government. Sure, I'd rather live in America than North Korea or Iraq or some fucked up, demented country. But we're not as great as we used to be.

Right now, my biggest issue with America is our politicians and our president and all of the rich, greedy FUCKHEADS who control everything from the toilet paper we wipe our asses with, to the fruits and vegetables we eat from the supermarket. Nothing is healthy anymore. NOTHING. They are poisoning us on every level of existence. ALL FOR MONEY. Their money, of course.
I bought some blackberries the other day. They tasted funny- so I put them back in my refrigerator. The next day I pulled them out to make a fruit salad.
THE BLACKBERRIES WERE TWICE THE SIZE WHEN I BOUGHT THEM!?????
How creepy is that? How did that happen? WTF?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They were chemically grown. Like cloned or mutated or something like that. No wonder they tasted funny. I paid $5 for a pint of mutated blackberries. It makes me want to find the chemical-producing company and make them LICK the poisoned fruits and vegetables they give us to eat.




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