DRIVING

Some people should not be on the road. 

I hate people who don't use directionals.
I hate people who RIDE UP MY ASS.
I hate people who don't say thank you when I let them pass in front of me.
I hate people who wait until the last second to make a turn- and DON'T USE A SIGNAL.
I hate people who drive in the fast lane going 45 MILES PER HOUR.
I hate people who don't move over if you flash your lights. (It's like they WANT to piss you off.)
I hate people who don't pull up to the middle of an intersection when they're making a left turn so more than ONE person can go through the light. 
I hate people who stop IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD for no apparent reason.
I hate people who don't know how to MERGE. Floating up a ramp at 35 mph is not smart you DUMB SHITHEAD.
I hate when people take TWENTY MINUTES to hit the gas after a light turns green. 
I hate people who don't know how to parallel park.
I hate people who don't pull over when an ambulance is driving by.
I hate people who cut in and out of traffic, even when they can't go anywhere because everyone's in the SAME FUCKING TRAFFIC.
I hate when people talk on their phones while driving- PERIOD.
I hate people who SLOW DOWN approaching a green light.
I hate people who DRIFT in and out of their lane.
I hate people who act pissed when they cut me off.  It makes me want to PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE.

Other than that, I like driving. As long as I'm not going anywhere.