MANGOS

Recently, my best friend gave me a slice of a mango. It was awesome. I was hooked. Unfortunately, when I bought my own mango I didn't know how to eat it. It looked like a giant pear or something. I took a bite. It was disgusting. So I peeled the skin off. Now it looked like a nectarine. I took another bite. It wouldn't come off the core. I kept trying to pull it off with my teeth. It got all stringy and mushy. Too much effort. I gave up. (Didn't think to slice it! DUHHHHHH...)
The next time I went to the grocery store I  looked at the mangos. Why are they so difficult? Why can't they be like an apple or an orange?
There was an employee restocking cucumbers and tomatoes. I decided I would ask him how to eat a mango. He told me but it seemed too complicated. I bought a pineapple instead.
(Eventually, I learned how to do it, but it's frustrating and you only get a portion of the mango. It's a rip-off.)