PACKAGING

I've written about this before. But it still happens, and it still pisses me off. 

I'm talking about  PACKAGING.

People risk their lives trying to get any sort of electronic device out of plastic that's harder than steel. My blood pressure shoots through the roof as I use a CHAIN-SAW to get the fucking batteries out of the plastic.

It's become BULLET PROOF for God's sake. 

I mean, WTF? 

Even scissors don't work! Don't try a box-cutter- BIG MISTAKE. (I'm still applying pressure to the WOUND.)

Cheese-sticks and water bottles and frozen dinners and DVD'S and all sorts of shit now comes in packaging that's HAZARDOUS.

Christmas is stressful when you have a little kid waiting for you to get his new toy out of the box. You keep saying to him, "Almost got it honey, almost there..." as sweat pours down your face and you realize you're gonna have to use a BLOW-TORCH to get it out!

What is happening in this world?

Why are they doing this to us? Where the HELL does this bomb-proof plastic get made? Why don't we use it to make body armor for the military? Our men could walk through war zones without a hitch! 

I'm going to call President Dumb-Ass and tell him to get working on it.