THE BUGS ARE BACK!

Oh my GOD New England! You're killing me! First we have like, a decade of SHITTY weather, and now, after one nice day, the BUGS ARE BACK!
AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!
I was on the roof-deck. I felt something touch my ear- a GNAT! Then I felt something hit my forehead- another GNAT! Out of nowhere, an ARMY of them swarmed around me, dive-bombing at my face. I was in complete shock. "I must be dreaming," I thought to myself. "How can this be? The temperature hasn't even hit 80 degrees!"
I wanted to shoot myself in the head.
Mother Nature is PISSING ME OFF. I wish she would give us a break and pull the tree out of her ASS.