TOILETS

I hate cleaning toilets. It's part of my job. I gag when I do it. Wearing gloves doesn't make it any less disgusting. What's up with the shit splattered on the lid and underneath the seat?  How does it get there? 
Sometimes there's shit on the floor, next to the toilet. Did you sneeze and slide off the seat while the shit was coming out of your ass?


Cleaning toilets is a bitch.