DUDE- PULL UP YOUR PANTS 

OR I'LL SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS

I don't get it. What's the deal with kids wearing pants halfway down their legs? WHAT IS THAT?
I want to ask them-

Don't you feel naked? How can you run? Or walk fast even? Don't you trip over yourself? What if a vicious dog was chasing you? Or you had to catch a bus? 
Why do you wear a belt? YOUR PANTS ARE ALREADY HALFWAY DOWN YOUR LEGS! What's the point? 
Did you take a shit and forget to pull your pants up?
How do you ride a bike? Or climb stairs? Doesn't your ASS get cold in the winter?  Is there a "KEEP YOUR PANTS DOWN" club? Do you have to wear Fruit of the Looms or can you wear the generic brand? 

Dude- PULL UP YOUR PANTS OR I'LL SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS.