GREETING CARDS

What is happening in this world? I went to the store to buy an anniversary card for my parents. There was one with some sparkles on it that was really pretty and had a nice poem on it. I flipped it over to see the price. $7.00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I almost puked on the card. Is that LEGAL? It's an atrocity to charge $7.00 for a greeting card! I went into the wrong profession! I should become a "GREETING CARD-MAKER." I'm pretty good with poems. For example:

Oh isn't it nice! Love at first site! Now hold on tight, cause pretty soon you'll have a fight and then you'll be alone in bed at night while your husband cheats on you with that skanky little whore whose pants are skin-tight!