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A SPIDER IN MY CAR

I hate when there's a spider in my car. Especially when I'm doing 80 on the freeway and I see it on my windshield and it's moving toward me.  Then suddenly, it disappears. WTF?!!! Where did it go? I imagine it crawling on the ceiling, then lowering itself onto my head because it knows I'm driving and there's nothing I can do about it. I swerve all over the place, trying to figure out where the little shit went. But I never find it again.

I HATE WHEN THERE'S A SPIDER IN MY CAR.




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