HORSE-DRAWN HELL

I really hate people who go on horse-drawn carriages. I was in Boston and it was winter. The temperature was below FREEZING and the roads were icy and covered in snow. Cars squeezing down narrow streets, horns honking, pedestrians jaywalking, and then I see a GIANT HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE coming down the street with two horses pulling it. The horses have big black things blocking their peripheral vision so they can only see what's directly in front of them and cars are whizzing by and honking their horns and the poor horses look scared out of their minds… it's so unnecessary and cruel.

Why do you need to ride a carriage when cars, buses, trucks, and planes are available? To be "romantic?" "Fun?"  "Original?" How about "GAY?" Because that's what it is- it's so friggin' GAY to romance a chick on a horse-drawn carriage. Take her to a nice hotel instead and ram her brains out but DON'T TAKE HER ON A TORTURE RIDE to impress her or ask her to marry you or think you're going to score because you're so "original" and fun to be with.

You're an insensitive jerk and you're stupid too.

GET A CLUE. The horses aren't having fun. In fact, they're thinking about rearing up and smashing you and the carriage into an oncoming TRUCK.