WHERE DID I PUT MY SUNGLASSES?

I was driving to the store and the sun was blinding me through the windshield. I leaned over and opened my glovebox to pull out my sunglasses. They weren't there. I reached under the seat and felt around with my hand but no luck. I pulled over. Ransacked the friggin car for ten minutes and still couldn't find the damn things. Got back in my car.  Hit a traffic jam. Stuck there, with the sun right in my eyes. I started looking for the glasses again. I ALWAYS KEEP THEM IN MY GLOVE COMPARTMENT. WHERE THE HELL DID THEY GO?
Traffic started moving. I arrived at the store, did my shopping, and got back in the car. Of course, I searched again for my glasses. No luck. I shouted profanities at myself, the car, the lost glasses, you name it, all the way home. I got out of my car and walked through the front door. Glanced at myself in the hallway mirror. 
The stupid son of a bitch glasses were on my head.