ZERO DEGREES

I hate when it's ZERO DEGREES. It sucks ASS when you have to take your dog out. You're standing there, FREEZING TO DEATH, while your dog finds the "right spot" to poop. Meanwhile your eyes start watering, you can't move your lips, your ears are NUMB, (they sting, too) your nose is running all over your face and now you have to take off your gloves to open the poop bag, but your fingers are FROZEN. Then you have to pick up the steaming poop (GROSS) before it freezes to the ground. Now you're SO DAMN COLD your whole body is convulsing but you still have to use your KEY to open the door! Which involves REMOVING YOUR GLOVES AGAIN! The whole experience is unpleasant.

It makes me think about homeless people and how much more it sucks for them. Now I feel selfish. I hate when it's ZERO DEGREES.