SEWER PEOPLE

I hate people who SUE. That's why I call them SEWER PEOPLE. They belong in the SEWER, where all the shit is.
What is up with these people? Some of them brag about it. They brag about how they don't have to work because they sued their boss for pain and suffering from a HANGNAIL they got trying to open a window. "The window was dangerous. It was a hazard to all of the employees. I'll never be able to work again because I have PTS." (Post-traumatic stress syndrome.)
Or how about when someone slips on a patch of ice in front of your neighbor's house and SUES them for negligence because they didn't shovel the entire neighborhood sidewalk? Or when someone walks into a BRICK WALL and sues the brick-makers for failing to put a "DANGER: BRICK WALL" sign on it?

I hate people who SUE.