AIRPORT BATHROOMS

I hate going to the bathroom at an airport. For one thing, you have to bring your carry-on luggage into the stall. There's never a hook on the back of the door. Why is that??? I GAG putting my luggage on the floor in front of me. Then, it's impossible to get any toilet paper out of the dispenser. We might as well wipe our asses with our hands! You'll be squatting over the damn seat trying not to touch it.. then your legs start to burn and you're losing your balance and you can't get a whole piece of paper to come off the damn roll! So now your grabbing the loose pieces and rolling them into a ball. You're legs are starting to shake and you're afraid they're going to give out and you'll fall onto the nasty urine-covered toilet seat, so you have no choice but to drip dry. Then you stand up and look for the lever to flush the toilet. There isn't one. It's an "automatic flusher." But it doesn't flush. So you look above the toilet. There's a little black button. You take your foot and lift it up to the wall, trying to press the button. Nothing. Then you think to yourself, "It could be a sensor, not a button." You start waving your hands all over the place trying to activate the sensor but it doesn't work. DAMN! You're gonna miss your flight trying to flush a toilet! SCREW IT! You decide to leave, hoping there's no one waiting for the stall. Now you have to maneuver yourself and your luggage to get out. Why do the doors open inwards, not outwards? Who designed these restrooms? I want to shove their face in the toilet.
When you finally get out, of course there's a line of women waiting to go in your stall.

I HATE GOING TO THE BATHROOM AT AN AIRPORT.